May 2012
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May 22nd
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Anonymous asked: Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
May 16th
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May 14th
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Officially got approved for a Green Card. USA HERE I COME. Y’ALL BETTA WATCH OUT. There will be hangouts…
May 14th
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Safe Piercing: The official response to iDermal. →
piercingsbyaj: The APP response: It has come to the attention of the Association of Professional Piercers (APP) that a video has been widely circulated that depicts the installation of four surface anchors and immediate magnetic attachment of an electronic device to those fresh piercings. The members of… Please, everybody reblog this. This needs as many notes as possible!!
May 13th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 8th
May 7th
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May 4th
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May 2nd
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Within My Skin: Excerpts from lastnight →
modifyourown: “Betty crocker that stupid cunt” -dragon king “No one argues with me about cupcakes” -dragonking “Because they acknowledge your intelligence is far superior to theirs” -tiny “Your eyeballs are the prettiest anal beads in the world” - tiny “She’s imaginary, she doesn’t exist (she totally… I need to be a part of this haha.
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 1st
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May 1st
Le DRZZ - keeping you wet: sex, drugs, and... →
allroad: Some times the most fun you can have, you have to make yourself. Being mildly broke forces you to go about adventuring a different way than everyone else. It has been rumored that on the sixth day god created all life and man in his own image. I decided to take a twelve mile excursion through the… I love this. You have a wonderful narrative and mixed the trip together into a...
May 1st
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April 2012
100 posts
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Apr 30th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Someone named PatronusWild19415 added me on Pottermore. I have no idea who this is. Whoever you are, tell me, as I have no idea how to contact this person…
Apr 24th
Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Answering Mason's list
Answered some of these before methinks… [[MORE]] Everyone has a price; what is the least amount of money you would accept to fuck a penguin? Shit it’d have to be a phenomenally large number in order for me to willingly traumatise both myself and something I find adorable. 100 Billion. Favorite Video Game you have NEVER beaten? Shit that’s tough because I think I’ve...
Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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I fucking can't stand PETA →
Fuck PETA, their hypocrisy, lack of logic, and unabashed twisted propaganda.
Apr 21st
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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“Holy Shit! What a dream I was having! Louis Armstrong was trying to kill me!”
– Momma - Throw Momma From The Train
Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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Signed up with Pottermore, got sorted, and that’s all I really cared about. Got Gryffindor hah. I don’t even like Harry Potter that much which makes it funnier.
Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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